(Source: modelsandstuff)

(Source: fefetricksybell)

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

image

I’ll reblog this every time.

  1. Camera: Nikon D800
  2. Aperture: f/4.5
  3. Exposure: 1/30th
  4. Focal Length: 37mm

carpr0n:

Starring: Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4
(by Vmgt2 Automotive Photography)

"Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy."
— Mother Teresa (via jayaholic)

(Source: adotjam)

"For you to insult me, I must first value your opinion."
— (via fuckingdraco)

(Source: iamcharliesangel)

(Source: vroengard)

kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.
kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.
kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.
kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.
kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

(Source: betterlucknext)

tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

troyesaurus:

thegeekyblonde:

spookiestbackslider:

this is what sam fucking pepper tweeted out to his 1.16 million twitter followers today

in this fucking piece of trash video he walks around on the street harassing and groping women and tries to play it off as a prank, when the women are very obviously uncomfortable with the situation

he is vile human garbage!!! who also made a video at venice beach like two years ago where he made out with women without their consent! wow!

AND he somehow allowed to attend vidcon 2014? like???? holy fuck????

fuck sam pepper!! honestly what a shitbag, he’s poisonous to our communities and should be vehemently rejected from every online space

i’m gonna make a prank video called “beat up la prank vloggers”

He also made a video where he handcuffed girls to him and he wouldn’t let them go until they kissed him… a piece of trash

lucifers-timelords:

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will